Most newlywed couples look forward to their honeymoon. Finally, after months of busy wedding planning, they get to spend uninterrupted time together to celebrate their marriage.

But while many honeymoons are unforgettable, some go the opposite way. Arguments, excessive drinking, embarrassing mishaps, and questionable decisions can turn a supposed romantic escape into moments the people involved would rather keep to themselves.

Unfortunately for them, employees at their chosen romantic getaway destination may also witness their (mis)adventures and share those stories online. These accounts are both pleasant and otherwise, so be ready for quite a reading experience.

#1

I'm a wedding photographer and a groom, recently returned from honeymoon told me the story of how he got his $15,000 honeymoon free of charge. He and his brand new lady wife had just checked in to the honeymoon suite of a palatial island paradise after a long flight from London. Having showered after their journey they retired to the bed to, cough, celebrate their new union.

Once the throes of passion had subsided, the groom tells me he saw the drapes by the window move a little and jumping up, pulled them aside to see a bellhop concealed there - and, you guessed it, having a bit of a twang on the ol' one string bass.

Naturally they complained and the manager, seeking to minimise the damage, fired the employee on the spot and basically traded the full stay in return for them taking the incident no further.

#2

I live in Las Vegas, and I used to work in one of the major casinos on the strip. One night in one of our clubs during a wedding reception one of my employees let me know that he had heard multiple people in a bathroom stall. The stalls had full doors so you couldn't see feet, but you could definitely hear some debauchery going on. I called security and they ask the people to open the door. Soooo...out comes a groomsman, followed by the bride....followed by the best man....followed by the groom....all half dressed. They proceed to go right back to the reception like nothing ever happened.

#3

The honeymoon suites were always the worst. There was never a real best.

I guess the best of the worst was the room with the chocolate. The shower and jacuzzi were covered in it. Cleaning it was awful, but the chocolate backside print impossibly high up on the shower wall was pretty impressive.

#4

One time in the LAX airport, I saw a couple vehemently arguing and making accusations of fault about seat changes, flight plans, etc., all the way up to the boarding pass counter. Then, when they got up to the counter, they explained politely and cheerfully to the flight attendant that they were on their way to their honeymoon and needed to check their seats.

#5

We went to the Caribbean for our honeymoon (it was awesome, we want to go back).

Our villa had a hammock strung between the handrails. We were laying in the hammock together reading books (there was a tropical storm for the first couple days), the darn thing broke and dropped us on the ground.

We had to go in and tell the front desk/reception that it was broken and ask that it be fixed. With the look they gave us, I'm absolutely positive they did not believe we were just laying in it reading a book. My wife kept turning red, I was having a hard time not laughing.

#6

Not quite honeymoon related but I work in a high end hotel chain, and during the reception, I delivered cake, presents, champagne and robes to the bridal suite.
Having my own key and not expecting anyone in the room, I let myself in to find the mother of the groom and a Groomsman having a little bit of...fun...on their own.
Fair to say I walked out quite quickly.

#7

I work at a hotel restaurant. One day we hosted a wedding reception for a young couple who paid for an open bar. The party was a blast. People got drunk and had tons of fun. Around 2am the bride and groom and their closest friends finally left the restaurant to go to back to their room. Apparently they decided to all hang out in a room for while and continue the party. From what I heard, at some point the maid of honor called the bride a lesbian, and the groom socked said maid in the face! She ran, screaming to the front desk and called the police. The groom was arrested and taken to jail on his wedding night for attacking the maid of honor!

1 year later the couple returned to the restaurant for their anniversary. They were super cool and seemed really happy.

#8

I worked as a bartender at a pretty nice hotel. There was a big convention center attached to it with a lot of meeting rooms and a huge ballroom. I wasn't always aware what was going on at the convention center unless the hotel was full for a convention.

It had been a fairly quiet night and I didn't have anyone else sitting at the bar when a guy takes a seat and orders a beer. I got it for him and he looked like he was kind of upset, like something was really weighing on him, but I didn't want to pry. Some people don't always want to talk.

This guy did.

He said, "Aren't bartenders supposed to listen to your problems?"

I say, "Sure man. What do you want to talk about?"

He begins to tell me that he had gotten married that day.They had had their reception next door and were staying the night in the hotel. I congratulate him, but am a bit confused as to why he's sitting here by himself on his wedding night.
He tells me that he's in his 30's and his bride is 26. They had been together at least a year and a half. And she's a virgin. And he's not.

I'm still confused as to why he's not consummating his new marriage, and he then tells me she was so nervous about their "big night" that she drank too much champagne and was in the room, passed out after having gotten sick.

I had to take a second to keep my composure and not chuckle at this poor guy's misfortune because he was obviously really upset about it. He explains that they're taking a flight out tomorrow and then getting on a cruise for their honeymoon.
I did my best to try and reassure and be optimistic for him. I said something about nerves and I was sure that everything would work out for him on the cruise.

He seemed a little better than he was when he first sat down, but he still looked frustrated, and who could blame him? He ordered another beer and went back to his room.

#9

I worked for a Timeshare Company as a Supervisor over the phone (so I got all the escalated calls for those upset owners for whatever reason). And there was this couple that were spending their honeymoon in Aruba. They had it all planned out; they were going to take a nice walk along the beach under the moonlight and go back and just get freaky. Well, the time of year that they got married in, happened to be a very humid time, so there's a lot of bugs out.
I get the call from the bride. She's irate, goes straight to the supervisor. She called in and blamed the timeshare company for the fact that she wasn't able to get undressed in front of her new husband and be intimate with him so that they could convenience their first child together.
All because she happened to get some mosquito bites and she was embarrassed to get undressed in front of him because of those bites. And since the beach was on the resort's property, it was the hotel's fault that she couldn't get undressed and get pregnant.

Edit: I'm leaving my typo because you guys made me smile.:).

#10

A couple came into my camera shop during the old days of film, and explained that they were honeymooning, and were concerned that their roll of pictures of the honeymoon just kept going for some reason. Like way past the 36 frames. When I told them there was no film in the camera, the honeymoon ended right there for the poor husband whose job it was to load the camera. If looks could end.....

#11

This probably doesn't count. I worked at a Dairy Queen. Hotspot? I think not.

Anyway, this couple comes up to the counter, gushing and talking about how they just got married X days ago. They were clearly looking for someone to comp their "first shared Blizzard."

What they did not realize was that I KNEW the girl involved, from a church-related thing, no less. The relationship was just distant enough so that she didn't recognize me without context. Clearly, they were dating or friends or something who decided to try to get free ice cream -- if she'd truly been engaged, I would've known.

Anyway, I said in my sweetest voice, "Sure, [name of girl], and congrats!"

Her face was priceless both at the time, and later when I saw her among church people. Totally worth the money I had to eat for the Blizzard.

#12

I worked at a resort on Vancouver island, we also rented houses to families, this one couple on their honeymoon rented a 3 story house in the summer. They looked like a normal pair of people but boy, was I wrong.

Checking the house a week later to make sure they left, the woman had stuck used tampons in the drains and smeared blood on the walls, there were holes in every door and most walls, tv was smashed.

Everything went wrong.

Edit: wow this is my biggest comment yet! Please don't gild me I use mobile it's a waste

Edit: we'll darn, I thought 600 up votes was good... 980 and rising! Yay.

#13

I work at a high-end couples retreat which honeymooners often come to. I guess you would say its a more on the "best" side of the stories as everytime this certain couple would come to breakfast/dinner the quite attractive girl would be ALWAYS wearing see-through tops with no bra, and when I took food to their rooms on multiple occasions the woman would open the door in her underwear or be undressed under the covers in her bed. Ive had a few drunken honeymooners invite me back to their room for "drinks" but ive never taken them up on the offer, I like to keep my job haha.

#14

I don't work at a honeymoon hostpot, but over winter break I went on a cruise. My cousins and I had met this couple on the cruise that were on their honeymoon. The husband was pretty chill, and the wife seemed really nice too. I think they were in their 20's, he was like 27, and she 24. I was drunk the whole cruise, so I may be wrong. Well anyway we had hung out with them just about every night partying and drinking at the bar. Well on the last night my oldest cousin went to bed early, and it was just I and my other cousin. It was around 2 in the morning and we were just chillin bein all drunk enjoying food, when all of a sudden she comes stumbling into the restaurant and sat with us. She told us her husband went to bed, and she was lonely. We openly invited her to join us, and that's when she completely opened up. She was saying how "excited" she was, and how she had been keeping her eye on us. We thought she was joking, but then she turned, and said that if she wasn't recently married she would have loved to be intimate with my cousin and I. We didn't know what to do, so we just walked her to her room, and said goodnight to her. But I really have felt bad for her husband. She tried to apologize to us the next day, but my cousin got mad, and told her she better get her act together. My cousin is 23, and I'm 20 btw.

#15

I work as a manager for a resort on a Pacific island. I can't say which because it would be too identifying.

Anyways, this man turns up out of the blue, seemed a bit of a downer, but boy did he know his way around a cocktail bar, so I hired him as a bartender.

And what a mistake that was. Not only had he slept with half the waitresses within a month, but he'd also slept with a couple newlywed brides on their honeymoons. How do you do that?

Then one day, he disappeared the same way he showed up, out of the blue. Maybe it had something to do with that guy with the sea plane...

#16

When I was about 10 my family was in NYC for vacation and we were walking down the sidewalk when we saw a man in a tux and a women in a wedding dress arguing. When we stopped at the crosswalk I overheard their argument and the woman took off her ring and yelled at the guy "We'll why don't I just give that kid my ring if it doesn't mean anything to you?!" and pointed at me. The man quickly tried to hush her but it didn't work as she started to yell louder. We got the hell out of there.

#17

I live on Maui and worked for a while at Enterprise (car rental.) Once I already had a new job lined up, I could get away with anything. This newlywed couple had an economy car reservation and wanted to upgrade to a Mustang Convertible. It was supposed to be an EXTRA $100 PER DAY, which the guy could obviously not afford based on the look on his face when I told him. but I gave it to them anyway for free because there was sand in the front seat that I didn't feel like vacuuming. they jumped up and down and hugged me and said I made their honeymoon. the feels.

#18

Got married in Hawaii, staying at a swanky resort, late one afternoon my wife was getting out of the shower, and I had boxers on lying in bed after a long day at the beach, when out of nowhere I hear the front door opening up, I thought it was my wife, and she thought it was me, but in walks a couple with luggage and key card in their hand asking what we are doing in their room... Needless to say, we were upgraded to an ocean front suite for the rest of our stay due to the mess up at the front desk... We were also comped meals for the rest of our stay, and 1/2 our bill was also comped.
TL&DR: Strange couple walks into my hotel room, hotel pays dearly for it lol.

Edit:spelling.

#19

I used to work events at a high end place that did confrences and wedding receptions. To give you an idea, 1-2 year waiting list for wedding receptions and cheapest plan/menu was 300 a head. Plus being a hotel the bride and groom stay in a room on the night

Propositioned so many times

Once every staff member got handed a photo and it a was do not allow to enter and to call security. It was the grooms mother apparently she hated the bride so much they put an AVO out on her. Took 3 police officers to get her into the police car. She bit one of the security staff

A bride so drunk they refused to allow her to sign the marriage certificate. The cerimony and reception went ahead but the marriage officially happened next day when sober

The best and most memorable, the brides father was paying for the reception, groom asked for a few projectors to be setup so that he could play a movie and photo montage of their relationship. Alls going well for 5 minutes until it hits a scene of the bride being pounded by 2 guys, neither of which was the groom. One was the best man, still to this day dunno who the other guy was. During the video the groom had left via a cab

One other time the newlyweds had a cab call to the airport. We rang the room 30 minutes before the cab call as a courtesy, no answer. Manager goes and knocks and no reply, so you he used the house key and theres the couple sleeping, her in the wedding dress and him half in the suit bother covered in vomit.

So many have tried we are honey moon couple please give us freebies.

#20

Worked at a fancy Italian restaurant. The washrooms for the customers were nice. Lots of room, especially in the handicap stall.

Quietly sneak into the luxury men's room (the staff had their own slum pooproom, hated that place).

The conversation I heard:
"It's so long. Drop it in, drop it in." a man said with glee.
"Are you sure darling? It's really long." a woman said.
"You know I love them long." he replied.

Next I heard a gurgle, then laughing.

"Now the meat ball." he said.
"You want my big, juicy balls?" she replied, trying to sound s**y.

Confused and gagging a bit at the thought of this unusual s*x talk, I didn't see anything until I went into the nearest stall. I carefully stood on the toilet and peeked over the top. At the other end of the room, I saw a woman's hand rise into the air, dangling a spaghetti string. She dropped it, he laughed and wanted more. Eventually she started dropping meatballs. I looked under the stalls and there was spaghetti and meatballs all over the floor at the handicap stall, along with a pile of wedding clothes in one corner.

tl;dr - Spaghetti and meatball washroom facial.

#21

I remember once on December 24th this odd couple came into my hotel. Unfortunately, I didn't have any rooms available and they were desperate for anything. I had to offer them a makeshift shack in the back part of the hotel. They gladly accepted it. I went to check back on them the next morning, and lo and behold she had goats, sheep, horses, etc in this makeshift shack. I also then realized that she had given birth in the shack.

#22

Working in a big hotel, we had a honeymoon suite. One day, a small fire broke out in a housekeeping closet on the same floor as the honeymoon suite....fire alarms and sprinklers go off on that floor. Fire Dept responds within just a few minutes, and proceeds to put 10,000 gallons of water on the burning embers (hey, they use really big hoses). Now we have 6 inches of water on the floor, so we are sloshing around. In the meantime, we are manually checking all rooms to insure that people are safely evacuated....not from the fire (it is out), but from the water. Knock on the Honeymoon suite door, no answer, walk back through the living room into the bedroom of the suite, there are the honeymooners going at it full swing. Alarms, smoke, fire truck, and sprinklers did NOT slow them down. I made the decision to just allow them to keep on going....I knew that they were safe. Upon departure, they never said a word about the fire.

#23

I went to a wedding that was very nice bride looked beautiful venue was nice. mid way through the evening the brides step mother did this weird jig dance. Thought maybe to much alcohol.

Then at speech time the father of the bride starts looking for his speech makes a show of it then goes oh there it is. In walks a s******r in lingerie with a rolled up speech in her hands holds her while he gives his speech.

The bride to her credit doesn't get upset gives her speech then says. Now that's how you give a speech and hands the microphone back to the father. As a parent now I can't imagine what sort of an arsehole would do that to there daughter.

#24

For the short period I worked at a hotel the only Honeymoon story I picked up was the following. A young couple checked in and they asked for a quiet discrete room, fair enough. We put them in a far corner and they appreciated it (it was also close to a guest exit, the type where guests can swipe a key to get in and out privately). They had the room for 8 days (Oh my God) and the first two days were fine. They would come by the restaurant for meals since they were included in the price, we'ed see them run off at all hours of the day or night to do what ever, and even housekeeping was given a break because 6 of the 8 nights they had the no turn-down sign up.

But here is where the story comes to a point. On the third day they were there a family, father, mother, two kids, checks in. They had a two bed room and the way we were set up the singles were on one side of the hall, the doubles on the other. The person checking them in put them across the hall from the honeymooners. Two days after that (four into the honeymoon) the honeymooners call the front desk because people were shouting and fighting in the hall and just outside the exit.

From what I gathered after the police had to come (They were NOT listening to the managers requests) the honeymooners were being rather loud in their room and the other couple, the one with the kids, had grown stressed over the noise but instead of asking them to quiet down or calling us and asking for a new room (One wanted to the other didn't? IDK) they just began fighting and fighting and fighting. The manager moved their room, comped them a night, then comped the honeymooners a night because of the fighting.

TL;DR Honeymooning couple is having such a good time it drove a family to the point of screaming and fighting. Manager had to call the cops to stop the fight and comped a night for both the newlyweds and the angry parents.

#25

I frequent a natural hot springs in Alaska that has a high influx of Asian tourists and newlyweds during wintertime. The hot springs create huge steam clouds that make the visibility very low while wading in the waist high water.

Apparently, the newlyweds from Japan (I think) believe that consummating their marriage under the Northern Lights will give them a male child. So, they go to the hot springs in the middle of winter when it's dark outside and make love in the water.

It's really weird to be there, wading around, and accidentally run into a couple of mating Asians in the water.

#26

I'm the evening maintenance at a resort and we get a call that a room has a lightbulb out, cool something to do.
So I hop on my one speed golf cart and make way to the room with lightbulb in hand. I arrive to said room and I knock on the door and announce "maintenance!" I hear a man say "come in!"
So I grab my key card, swipe myself in, lo-and-behold the hairiest Russian dude and his smoking hot wife jump from the bed buttoning up their drawers wide eyed as deer in the headlights.
I 180°, tractor beamed my eyeballs to the floor, apologized and waited outside of the door.
Hairy the Russian opens the door and instead of going in to change the bulb I said "here you go" Just handed it to him and high tailed it out of there.
After long thought I came to the conclusion he had said "coming" but I misheard behind all of his chest hair. And his accent.

#27

A while back in the long long ago I work at a 4 star hotel, a couple came in for their honeymoon but they forgot to bring in protection and they didn't have any in their rooms and the public toilet on the first floor was out, so the guy asked me voice where he could procure himself some contraception, I told him I would get him some. I went to the staff bathroom got 4 four 2$ (yes we get them cheaper) and brought them to him he was so glad he gave me 100$ for tip.

Edit: Lol getting gold for this, it wasn't anything beyond what was my responsibility at the hotel at the time.
Also, yes we do have protection dispensers in nice hotel where I'm from, might be some sort of regulation from the city or whatever and they are very nice looking with expensive stuff in them.

#28

I'm currently on my honeymoon in Delhi, India, we are from Northern Ireland so not used to the diet. My new wife just vomited at the side of the road, and it's my birthday.

Edit
Thanks for all the interest in my wife's digestive system, the advice is very much appreciated.

I'll just add that on relaying the info to my wife she is extremely confused about what reddit is and why you people are talking to me.

#29

I worked overnight at a hotel which pretty much involved me sitting at a desk watching twerk videos until the phone rang.

A guy called to complain about Room 114 because the guy was watching adult videos on full volume.

This was the usual routine for me. Every Saturday this guy would rent the same room and I'd get a noise complaint that he was watching adult videos too loud. I would go and bang on the door, no one would answer, and he'd settle down for a bit then start back up. Then the phone would ring again with another complaint and I'd have to comp the room for his unfortunate neighbor.

Well tonight I was fed up. I kept banging and screamed, "I know you're in there! This is getting old! Open up!"

After a few minutes, the door opened up to reveal a camera on a tripod, an undressed woman in bed, and him, undressed from the waist down with a camera in-hand.

He told me he shoots adult videos here and that's what the noise was. He asked me if I ever wanted to hook up with one of his girls. I must have turned temporarily dumb, because that's the only logical reason I said "No thanks."

He offered me a $50 tip to continue to allow him to film at our facility, because the last place kicked him out.

For the rest of my time there, he got complimentary upgrades to our suites every Saturday.

TL;DR: I'm the reason for those editing cuts in adult films.

#30

I used to be a bouncer at a night club that was part a a major hotel in San Francisco. People would get married and have their reception in the hotel and then head to the club after. One night a couple 2 hours fresh from the alter and their party was in the club. They are sloshed, but the bride is beyond drunk and causing problems (stumbling into people, being too loud and trying to cross the VIP rope that I'm guarding). Well, she gets across the rope and while I'm trying to persuade to go back to the other side she starts grinding on me and saying "You think you can handle me?" Her husband is about 3 feet away with his jaw on the floor. I asked him to control his wife and he snapped out of his shock. He grabbed her wrist and dragged her out of the club swearing up a storm. I still feel bad for the guy.

#31

my first marriage was back in 1987, we were both 20. Barely enough money for food and rent, you know the drill. We went on a honeymoon to a resort location nearby in a hotel. They gave us a room right next to the door leading to the indoor pool area. we checked into our room and I did the whole carry over the threshold thing and we got busy pretty fast. clothes piled on floor and us undresses going at it athletic sweaty s*x. then i heard a noise and looked toward the door and i see a couple of famillies staring into our open door that i forgot to even close.

#32

This just happened a few days ago. I work at an upscale hotel chain on the coast in Florida, we get a lot of international guests.

This couple wasn't on their honeymoon but they were clearly married and on a special trip, they were both french and in their late 60's. I was working at the pool and the husband walks up to me looking for a towel. As he is walking up I see his wife pull out a bottle of wine and take a serious pull right out of the bottle. We have a no-glass policy on the pool deck and not wanting to make a scene I grab a couple plastic cups and ask the husband if he could put their wine in the cups. He looks really outraged/offended when I asked, and said "my wife doesn't drink alcohol". well I was pretty confused at this point but I just said whatever it is, could they put it in the cups? He takes the cups and walks back over to their chairs and after some heated conversation she storms out, giving me a witheringly dirty look as she leaves. i walk over to the guy apologizing, I didn't mean to upset you guys, just doing my job, etc. Turns out she was an alcoholic and had been pretending to be sober.

The guy ended up crying as he sorta explained what the big deal was. It was pretty awkward. I think it was probably for the best that it came out into the open though.

TL:DR, couple comes to my hotel from europe, I accidentally reveal to the husband that the wife isn't sober.

#33

We rent out holiday homes on a weekly basis. That Saturday, the family that rented one of them didn't show up, though they paid the 3000 euros up front. No phone call or message to warn us of any delay. We tried calling them, no reply. In the end we concluded they must have had an accident on the way.

2 days and various attempts at contact from us later, I get a very embarrassed phone call: it turns out they were at their own wedding feast when they were supposed to arrive, in their home country 1000 km from there. They passed out at 5 am, slept through the next day and only found our messages the following evening.

The whole party just assumed someone else had told us they planned to arrive 2 days too late.

I'm glad they turned out to be just wed rather than d**d, but who the f**k goes on honeymoon together with their parents and inlaws?

#34

I don't work in a honeymoon location but I have watched a wedding proposal fail. At a zoo in Australia a man payed to hold an owl and have the opportunity to propose to his girlfriend. The woman didn't even seem interested in the man and in the end there was no proposal. The whole thing was incredibly awkward to watch, knowing what was meant to happen.

#35

I used to work at Yellowstone and the worst story I heard about, which happened a few years before I worked there, was a newlywed couple from Utah who wanted to get a photo near the upper falls. They climbed over the protective railing to get the shot and she fell over. It is discussed in the book, D***h in Yellowstone.

#36

I'm newly wed myself actually. We haven't done the ceremony yet but we did all the legal stuff so it's official. The day we got married we went to this beach cafe/restaurant and there I put on her ring that I had been saving up for. It was a pretty empty restaurant that day because of the weather and I tried to be discreet about it but the staff noticed anyways. About 30 minutes later the entire staff came out and gave me and my wife this big ice cream/cake platter for free and all cheered us. I was beyond surprised and it was the best service I have ever received. If you're ever in Fukuoka I would recommend Stellar Beach Cafe near Fukuma beach.:).

#37

One time we had a couple who had just gotten married spend their wedding night with us before they were to fly out the next day for their honeymoon. We made sure the room was perfect, even comping them some champagne! Then, at about 1:00am, we got several complaints from the surrounding rooms that they were screaming at each other. Not ecstatic, "yea, baby!" kind of screams. More like "Yea, go ahead and cry, you f****n b***h!" kind of screams.

So, our protocol in such a situation is to call the cops for a domestic dispute. Turns out the guy had punched through our wall. He was arrested, and she spent her wedding night alone. Great foundation for a marriage.

#38

My brother used to work at a big restaurant/resort that would often do weddings. One night they were hosting a large dinner party for all the guests after the wedding earlier that day. Of course at that point everyone was pretty wasted so the groom ended up getting into a fight with one of the bride's distant uncles. I kid you not, the uncle ended up biting off the grooms finger and swallowing it so he couldn't reattach it. Everyone was freaking out and the groomsmen ended up beating up the uncle until he puked back out the severed finger.

#39

I used to work at a large hotel where weddings/receptions would be held on a regular basis. One night, after a wedding, the newlywed couple is in their suite and complaints start coming in about a fight in their room. Turns out, they got into it with each other and the new wife beat up her new husband. The cops ended up taking her to jail. I guess the new husband was fapping that night.

#40

Not me, a friend, and he wasn't the worker but would have made for a s****y start to someone's day.

On his honeymoon in Italy and decided to drink from a fountain. Later that night/early next morning, explosive s***s all through the hotel bed. Woke up covered in his own filth.

Wifey did the good d**d and bundled up the filth-ridden sheets into a foul heap in the middle of the bed, left a 5 euro note atop the heap and they both crept out of the hotel for the day.

#41

Ah I got one. I wasn't there but my wife her cousin was the bride.
So the grooms brother was middle aged and autistic. It was also known to a few insiders that in the past he had been in trouble of "inoperative interaction with children". The groom told the bride this in privacy a while ago but of course she relayed this to her entire family over time so everyone knew.
So the big day comes and a few drinks in the brother gets a bit too friendly with a few of the family children. Nothing horrific, just making the kids feel uncomfortable, touching of the shoulder.
I am not sure what he did but a gasket broke with one of the kids dads and a fight broke out. Both family's are completely divided one side stating that the guy is a changed man and was just being friendly. The other that the creep shouldn't be allowed near children.
Wedding ends and is a disaster.

#42

I live in one of the east coast's most sought after wedding destination. A Couple years ago a couple rented a moped which as locals know, on an island that's basically 90% sand, is a terrible idea. Despite this people rent many mopeds and there is always at least 1 fatality a summer. They were riding on one of our main cross-island stretches and decided to kiss while riding. They veered off the road and slammed into a telephone pole. The newly-wed wife, who had just received her PhD was driving and her husband's weight crushed her against the pole; k*****g her instantly. The husband is in a persistent vegetative state for what will probably be the rest of his life. So sad. They were just beginning what would be a beautiful life and just like that...gone.

#43

I was in Cancun on vacation, and staying at my resort was a newlywed couple, wearing husband and wife sandals and all that business. They must have been the most miserable people I have ever seen in my life.

I was on an excursion, and it appeared that they had no money, they were broke, couldn't buy food, drink or anything. If they were cool, I probably would have paid for them just to help them have a nice time. But she was a relentless h*g, and he was a complete d****e. Fighting with workers everywhere saying it was a ripoff, everything should be included, they didn't know that they would have to pay for beer if they wanted it, yelling and being a complete d**k to very nice people.

They were white trash. They were white trash expecting things to be given to them here in the states, and they were white trash expecting the nice people in Mexico to kiss their asses while they yelled insults and angrily made demands. I wanted to slap them both. On top of that, they were both ugly and their nasty personalities only made it worse.

#44

Almost story: My husband and I got married in a historic inn, very small wedding. We had a suite, and the wedding was held in the parlor. After the ceremony we had about an hour before dinner, so everyone else cleared out and my new husband and I just collapsed on the sofa in our wedding clothes, exhausted from the nerves and relieved we'd made it through. We were just going to chill until heading over to the restaurant.

Suddenly we hear a key in the door and it swings open with no knocking or anything. In come two hotel workers whose task it was to put the room back together (stuff was moved around for the ceremony) before we came back to spend the night. They jumped about a foot when they saw us and looked horrified. They thought, when they saw the 30 or so people leave, that we were among them, and assumed the room was empty. They realized they could have very easily walked in on us consummating the union.

I bet they knock in the future.

#45

Not really a hotel worker so this probably doesn't count. So I work part time at a movie theatre and I was working the late shift on valentines day. There was a new love movie that came out (Endless Love I think) but since it was late, nobody was in the theatre. Or so I thought. See, we're supposed to go around and check on theatres every once in a while just to make sure nobody's too loud and everything is working properly. So I went in, like usual, and lo and behold, there was a young couple f*****g in the back. They were really going at it. I decided that I had two options; leave since they were the only ones in there, or be a d**k. It'd been a long night and I was getting tired so I took the second path. I immediately began clapping and cheering them on like some sort of crazed sports fan. The two lovers then proceeded to jump up and rush to put their clothes back on. It was absolutely hilarious and they looked awkward as s**t when they left. I think I may have lost a customer though, but it was worth it.

#46

Did valet at a hotel in the south. Wasn't necessarily a honeymoon hotspot as a resort, but for some people, they loved the thought of a wedding in Nashville, TN.

One day, a co-worker was walking the bride and her family into the hotel. Took them all the way to the top floor to the Presidential Suite. Out of all the rooms, this was obviously the best one.

As he is unloading their cart, he decides that the sprinkler on the wall is the best place to hang the wedding dress.

And the rest is history. Before long, the sprinklers went off and from the top floor a waterfall was raging into the lobby.

Miraculously, he kept his job through all of that.

#47

I was bartending a wedding with a friend of mine, Sam. Everyone was drinking and seemed to have a blast. At the end of the night, when everyone left, sam and I, went around to make sure everything was locked. When I asked him to check the last window, he went running outside saying there was a fight. I walked outside to find all the groomsmen holding back the groom and his cousin from fighting but no one seemed to notice the cousin's wife straddling the bride while repeatedly hitting her head and screaming that the bride is a s**t. The whole thing ended when the police arrived and sent everyone home. Sam and I still laugh about it to this day.

#48

Honeymooner here. During the wedding various women of the family apply a yellow turmeric paste to the bride's skin... so she turns quite yellow. Cleaning off in the shower that night left quite the stain all over the bath tub. I felt bad.

#49

Not my idea of a honeymoon hotspot by far but when I worked in an ER it was kinda weird that on several occasions newlywed couples came in because the guy had a foreign object (ie. vib***or/d***o) stuck to far up his a*s and they couldn't get it out. It was always hilarious to us.

#50

In high school I lived in a tourist town and worked at a video store. One night a Mennonite couple came in and mentioned they were on their honeymoon. They rented Anne of Green Gables.

#51

My wife got sick on our honeymoon, and the B&B we stayed at had no elevator only stairs and we were on the 3rd floor and she couldn't make it all the way down and back up again without getting sick. She really got stressed out before and during the wedding because 2 of her bridesmaids were b*****s all day.

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