Comedy fans know that you can deliver a punchline in different ways. You can tell it as a story to keep listeners entertained, or you can cut the fat and get straight to the point.

Neither approach is wrong, but today we’re focusing on the latter. The following posts are from the Two Sentence Comedy subreddit, where people skip the preamble and get straight to the point.

If you enjoy punchy, quick-witted comedy, you will likely enjoy scrolling through this list. You may even want to steal one or two to use as an icebreaker.

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When my wife is upset I always let her color in my black and white tattoos

Sometimes she really needs a shoulder to crayon.

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Since I went blind a few years ago, random people love to walk up to my sighted friends while they’re guiding me and whisper, “is she blind?’’

I like to whisper back, in a very serious manner, “no… I’m deaf.’’.

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"Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

"Why can't you just say good morning to me like a normal person, Dad?"

We laugh when we hear or see something funny, like these posts from Two Sentence Comedy. But many of us likely know less about laughter than we think.

Scientist and former Harvard professor Dr. William A. Haseltine recently wrote an insightful piece titled The Purpose of Laughter, arguing that chuckles and giggles are more than reactions to humor.

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My girlfriend just said, "If you don't get off Reddit and spend some time with me I'll drag your face across the darn keyboard."

I wish the woman would tryyy qawssrr ffyghuujk kkjxgv bjfv byyvng hhfvb brhbf gjiikbn mnm.

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Yesterday I purchased a world map... gave my wife a dart and said to her "throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday."

Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

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I was pleasantly surprised to hear that the company I worked for not only supported my transition from male to female, but they actually encouraged it.

It wasn't until after that I learned it allowed them to reduce my salary by 16%.

Dr. Haseltine pointed out that laughter is a sound older than speech. He said it’s similar to how animals produce “play sounds” to signal friendliness and prevent rough play.

“Spontaneous laughter is the kind that bursts out during play, delight, embarrassment, or contagion. Someone else laughs, and the sound pulls us along,” Dr. Haseltine noted.

#7

I broke up with my imaginary girlfriend

I just couldn't see her anymore.

#8

Every night it's the same "there's a monster under my bed/there's a monster on top of my bed."

I was seriously regretting getting my kids bunk beds.

#9

After I was kidnapped, higher and higher ransoms were offered

No matter how much the kidnappers offered, my parents wouldn't take me back.

Incongruity brings out the funny in something. Any mismatch between expectation and reality can make you laugh, which is why something as simple as a well-placed pun can draw amusement.

However, there are limits. As retired psychology professor Dr. Rod Martin points out, incongruity must not present an actual threat to become acceptably funny.

#10

"I'm afraid I have bad news," said the doctor.

"You're going to diet."

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Dressed in robes I walked into the darkness, raised my arms and bellowed 'RISE, MY DARK MINION!'

My son did not appreciate being woken up that way.

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I bought a thesaurus yesterday, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

"There could be things that are incongruous, but they aren't funny. Someone walking down the sidewalk and being hit by a car is incongruous, but not funny,” Dr. Martin said in an interview with the American Psychological Association.

Regarding punchlines, Dr. Martin also noted that they are meant to reinforce the incongruity, not resolve it.

#13

I am sick and tired of this stupid stereotype that us Irish people are all raging alcoholics

And the minute my hangover is gone, I will give a compelling argument to further my case.

#14

The demon pointed at my belly, swollen with twins, and cackled, “I’ll take one of the little ones inside you as payment for our deal.”

So I sold him a single gut bacterium for a million dollars and wished it luck in eternal hellfire.

#15

My wife was visibly shaken as she combed through the infestation in our child's hair

She had that dear in the head lice look.

Comedy comes in different forms, but the most relatable ones touch on the mundanities of life. According to social psychologist and academic Dara Greenwood, that’s one reason improv comedy works so well.

"Improv comedy humor works by exploring the comedic potential in everyday situations. They subvert what we normally think of a situation by taking a silly perspective that exposes how rigid we are,” she explained.

#16

It began raining cats and dogs outside.

Then I stepped in a poodle.

#17

Penelope from Homer's Odyssey really had 108 suitors trying to get with her only to get access to the throne.

Nobody loved her.

#18

My father told me, "I'll give you something to cry about."

He then handed me a copy of the movie "Old Yeller".

As you’ve seen in the following posts, you don’t need an elaborate setup to land a funny joke. Some people even prefer punchier wisecracks that are easy to digest and get an immediate laugh.

If you’re one of those folks, which of these made you laugh the most? Share your thoughts in the comments below!

#19

Do you know how you can tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

Just by looking and seeing that one of them is not an elephant.

#20

“You will be gone in seven days,” hissed the voice on the phone.

“So now would be an excellent time to discuss upgrading your life insurance with Prudential...”

#21

"Your sister will survive, but only if you give her your liver" said my mother.

"Fine by me, I hate the stuff" I said, shovelling it onto her plate.

#22

My golden retriever chewed up my shoes so badly I had to bring them to a cobbler for repairs.

When I picked them up he said, "May dog have mercy on your sole."

#23

I asked our server "Can we see the menu please?"

He scoffed and said "The men I please is none of you business."

#24

The siblings dug for weeks because their dad's dying confession was that he'd buried a fortune in the backyard.

After a year or so, they finally found a note: "Finally got you all to get off your darn phones."

#25

Maybe the two "E's" in "bee" are silent. I think about this a lot.

#26

My wife was furious when she walked in on me beating our daughter

It's my daughters own fault for challenging me to a game of monopoly.

#27

I refused the wagyu beef after learning how the cows were pampered by receiving massages and being fed beer.

I just couldn't bring myself to eat such spoiled meat.

#28

I always clean off my plate no matter how full I am.

I have no problem with letting food go to waist.

#29

LPT: If you're in the woods and get attacked by a bear, pretend to be gone.

It'll be great practice for when you're gone a few minutes later.

#30

I already lost 10 pounds since I started training fencing

Now, if I can only get my other arm cut off...

#31

The skinwalker copied his appearance perfectly to fool his family.

His wife noticed immediately because he'd never offered to do the dishes before.

#32

I bumped into my old school French teacher yesterday, she asked how I've been all these years

I said I like to go to the cinema with my brother and I live in a house with four windows.

#33

I asked my wife why she hadn’t touched alcohol ever since the birth of our twins 6 years ago.

"Because ever since you started drinking you've been referring to my implants as "our twins" ".

#34

My parents bought my twin sister a first class ticket for her dream holiday, but they told me if I wanted to go then I would have to pay for myself

The only problem is that we are siamese twins and I have no choice but to go.

#35

There I was, watching my business go down the drain.

Who puts a heater in an ice cream factory?

#36

"No one has ever tried to sell their soul to me before," said God.

"I already offered it to the Devil, but I hoped maybe I could get a better deal from you."

#37

I hugged my brother one final time as the gas surrounded us.

Hey, it's not my fault that I have a phobia of fog machines.

#38

"Just let me beat this boss first!" I shouted after I got caught playing games at work.

After punching Mr. Johnson in the face, I sat back down, put my headphones back on and said "sorry bout that, I'm back now".

#39

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.

He only had his shelf to blame.

#40

Patient: "I'm here for the scheduled ultrasound that my gynecologist ordered because I'm 6 months pregnant"

Receptionist: "If you could give us a sample for the pregnancy test, I'll hand you this cup and the restroom is over there".

#41

You once told me the Oxford comma was always superfluous.

I kept that in mind when I was having lunch with two adult entertainers, your mother and your grandmother.

#42

The cursed prince could only be saved by true love's kiss, and so thirty-seven princesses tried.

In the end, it was the stable boy's kiss that broke the curse, and all everyone could do was act all surprised.

#43

When my little sister clawed at her throat and gasped for breath, I started googling frenetically.

She still persisted after I shoved the Wikipedia page in her face and said, “It says here that peanuts aren’t nuts; they are legumes.”

#44

“We’ve got no choice but to sell you to pay our debts.” My parents coldly informed me.

As I petitely looked up at my new owners, I recognized them as the boyband whose posters my sister had on her wall.

#45

"I beg your pardon" said the hearing impaired criminal after the king sentenced him to life in prison.

The king responded - "No darn way."

#46

"Wow," I said to my new friend I just made, "these potato chips are out of this world!

"That's because I am a alien," he replied, and then his skin turned green and his head got real big.

#47

"If word gets out that I've invented a time machine," said the scientist, "someone might try to use it to go back to World War II and end rulers."

The lab assistant responded with, "Who?"

#48

I could see the look of horror pass over my boyfriend's face as I slid the knife in

He had managed to undercook the chicken yet again.

#49

If I fall asleep again at work my boss said i’d get fired

Then he assigned me to doing the sheep inventory.

#50

I had no idea why my boss and co workers kept trying not to laugh during our zoom meeting

After the meeting ended I turned around to see that my four year old daughter had included my adult toy as one of the guests at her dolls dinner party.

#51

I didn’t want to hear the words coming out of her mouth, “I’m sorry Sir but your daughter didn’t make it”.

I picked up her picture and whispered, with tears in my eyes, “ok maybe I helped with some of the finer details but she did do some of the drawing”.

#52

I would never date a girl with an adult entertainment profile

She’s attractive, confident, making decent money, whilst I bring nothing to the table.

#53

They said ending a French vampire was simple, one just has to stab a baguette through its heart.

But as it turns out it’s actually a painstaking endeavor.

#54

My sister's boyfriend told her she "almost looked like a man" in her suit.

She said the same to him.

#55

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones," she sneered.

"Joke's on you, this is aluminium oxynitride," I laugh, as the rock bounces off my house and hits her right back in her stupid head.

#56

When I turned ten, Grandma gave me a framed embroidery that read, "Jesus gave his life for your sins."

She got pretty mad when I said, "No, he's outside mowing the lawn."

#57

My friend told me not to let one disgruntled customer get me down.

"Everyone knows you're the best copper merchant in Ur!"

#58

"What about long innuendos?" I confusedly asked my girlfriend.

"That's what," she said.

#59

My girlfriend just confessed me that she has powers to make people forget

Lmao there is no way I wrote that.

#60

Today my ex texted, “c u in Hell, jerk!!!”

I figured ending my ex last week meant an eternity in Hell, but it's a bummer knowing she’ll be there too.

#61

"For sale: Baby shoes, never worn."

Why the supermarket thought they were a suitable substitute for cornflakes is something I will never know.

#62

It was my lucky day when the company said I could keep the extra pairs of baby shoes they shipped in error.

Better still, when I decided to sell them, I found that I could save a ton of money if I shortened my ad to just six words.

#63

“Solve my riddle: what has feathers, fangs, is larger than a mountain but lighter than a mouse, crumbles under your fingertip but can end you with a word?” the sphinx said.

“Your momma.”

#64

I scoffed at their name-calling for it caused me no harm.

I trembled when they started singing "Come Sail Away" and "Paint It Black".

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