The Central Intelligence Agency is experiencing a historic surge of departures as the Trump administration pushes veteran officers to resign or retire. What do you think?

“So that’s why I keep seeing #OpenToSpy banners on LinkedIn.”

Lynn Mysyk, Boot Fitter

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“No wonder we haven’t overthrown any governments this month.”

Phil Baker, Backup Carpenter

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“Luckily, waterboarding is a highly transferable skill.”

Diego Calderon, Rhinestone Installer

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