The Milwaukee Brewers clinched the World Series title over the Tampa Bay Rays in five games, marking the first championship in the franchise’s 57-year history. What do you think?

“The AA meetings in Milwaukee are going to be extra empty this weekend.”

Evan Zmak, Canoeist

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“Not a baseball fan, but I’ll take any dent in Florida’s self-esteem.”

Harry Rabanal, Handgun Refurbisher

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“Wow, they’ve all gotta be in their 80s by now.”

Viola Saxman, Bootblack

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