In a development that has plunged the linchpin of the AI economy into turmoil, Nvidia co-founder and CEO Jensen Huang resigned following affairs with both a suspected Chinese spy and a subordinate executive who reported to him. What do you think?

“It’s nice that people still find love without dating apps.”

Gabby Pavia, Crane Rotator

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“The spy’s probably out of a job, too.”

Oliver Roden, Bargain Hunter

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“I’m confident he has the talent and experience necessary to land another mistress.”

Vince Graaf, Jello Molder

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