Pope Leo XIV denounced the idea that a war could be justified by religion, claiming only peace is holy. What do you think?

“That’s fine. We’ve got plenty of other reasons to kill each other.”

Josh Ashdot, Salvage Consultant

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“That’s not what God told me.”

Kitty Bagwell, Child Proofer

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“Oh, so suddenly the pope’s an expert on what’s holy.”

David Seigert, Funeral Reader

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