Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently closed its famous X2 roller coaster due to a history of riders incurring brain injuries, with some resulting in death. What do you think?

“You try selling a $27 fountain soda to someone with full cognitive function.”

Laura Jessup, Decal Applier

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“Can’t they just ride it backwards to reverse the damage?”

Joshua Tozi, Mouse Breeder

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“Too many or not enough?”

Vince Sherburne, Assistant Docent

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